This Might Seem Strange, But.....

All right, imagine that you can't feel those things that hang down from your hips very well, if at all.  Then imagine one day that you discover something way down there at the very end of them.  Then pretend that you even realize that they have a name and when someone else says the name of the 10 little things at the end of the 2 big things that you know what they are talking about and you can do something about it.  That's what you're about to see, and I'm pretty excited about it, even if that doesn't make sense to anyone else.  Bear with a proud, excited mama for about 42 seconds.